Woodchuck Wisdom

Mr. Squirrel still is just a little higher on the roads than me, but I did give it the old college try... You would think that a state as large as Californina would have higher roads.

And you woke me up for this?

And we are all off to the loonie bin. A witch will weight the same as a duck because they both float and therefore are both made of wood. or something like that..... This silliness needs to stop!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night. I work all day. Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay. I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothingAnd hang around in bars. Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women'

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So here I am with my "muscle shirt" and sportin' my messenger bag as I rode my bike to and from work everyday. Please note the great legs from all of that riding.

Or I will send out the troops to taunt you with my ales....

So, here I am working in the big city of Milton just out side of Toronto, ON. I'm giving a rousing little 7 hour training session on stuff. Next stop, Starbucks via southern California.

Since I am the Imperial Hamster Minister of Automotive Affairs, I felt that I should have a nice little automobile to drive formyself. 1957 Jaguar XKSS

So, have you ever been upgraded in a hotel and get the nice big jetted tub in your room? Well, I have and it was not pretty. I jumped into the tube at a very nice cruising temp of 102 or so. Hit the jets on and started to add some of the soaking gel that the hotel provides for use in the tub. As I was just not getting the amount of bubbles that I wanted, I added the whole bottle. Can you see where this is going here? Between the heat and the aroma from the gel, I managed to nod off for just a few moments, moments I tell ya. I wake up when the foam starts going up my nose, the rest of the foam is about 2 feet above my head. Now the foam has not flowed all over the floor as it has created a nice wall and just moved up as the jets continued to create more foam. I'm hear to tell you all that foam up the nose is not a good thing, no matter what flavor it is...nope, nope, not good at all. I go down stairs to meet Mr. Squirrel who I am working with that day and start to tell him about the

That is all I ever do. Here I am at the most amazing site, the rapids above the falls are just wonderful. The big question is how do you get to them without getting stuck in going over the that last step, and it's a big one.

Ford has put Aston Martin up for sale. Investors Wanted With sales of over $700,000,000 per year that should generate $280,000,000 in gross revenue that should net $1.00 after taxes. If there is a divine entity, or even one with a sick sense of humor, let the investors call now.