1st day of the New Year-First entry out of order...

And just what does a fat furry little Woodchuck do all day? Why we sit around playing games with our little offspring and do nothing. We sit around listing to our wives complain about our winter coat and the shedding going all over the place. We might stack some wood just because we can. And yes I know about the song " and with a little saw in his tiny paw, a ton of wood he could", ya bite me. We, that's Woodchucks, are a lazy group of woodland creatures. That is why you very seldom see one of us as road kill, it's to far to waddle to the other side and why do we need to get to the other side when you have DHL or UPS to deliver it to you anyway.
TTFFN
WC.

PS. This is a cut and past from somewhere else in the great big computer world. Please read first and you can sort everything out. We start fresh from here...

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Kelsgarden said…

I wasn't complaining, I just suggested a "number 1" might look nice . . .

2:21 AM

Wild cow and Druish Deities

I have been blessed with being able to drive some of the most unbelievable roads ever paved. Last week I found myself on HWY 108 in Central California. 130 Miles 26% grade 9624 at the summit 4 hours to drive this route This photo is looking west just down from the summit. I could live here with the wild cows. A lone wild cow at the 9000 foot level just making sure that nobody is speeding along.

Today was a good day..

I'm flying home today from Phoenix, AZ. First good thing: I was moved from my favorite seat in coach to a window seat in first class. Second thing: The guy sitting next to me did not want to talk and left me alone on the flight. Third thing: The flight was smooth and on time. Fourth thing: I'm walking out of the gate area at the airport when a TSA guy calls me over and ask me if I wanted an item, because if not he was going to throw it away. And you know it would be darn shame to throw out a nice bottle of...... Yes, that is correct, a nice 750ml bottle of Sauza Tres Generaciones 100% Puro De Agave Tequila. I'm now very...very ........tanked. Thank you TSA. I'm a 40% by volume Woodchuck.

It seemed like a good ideal at the time...

The question has been asked and needs to be answered: So, you all know the type in high school, the "Jock". The Jocks ran my school like so many school around the country. And, of course, football players topped that heirarchy of the teen stratusphere. And this might come as a huge surprise to most, but I played Football. I had social responsibilities to up hold and order to maintain on campus. You might say we were the police, the law and order of the school. We patrolled the halls with an iron fist. The stoners stayed well behaved. The nerds were well protected in exchange for homework. Life was good. Then one sunny spring day a nice little "Miss Gloria Steinem wanna be," who wrote for the school paper, decides to write a story questioning the authority of the Football team. In this situation, most people would of course write a rebuttal. And this is exactly what we would have done, had any of us on the Football team been able to write. No luck on this one. Howeve...

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