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"An Ale a day will keep your fur shiny and soft"

For dark fur I would use a Porter or Stout. If you happen to be of a light color fur I would stay with a Golden ale or for the "Punk" look you can add highlights with a Raspberry ale or live on the edge with a Blueberry ale.

Going with a "Black and Tan" will give you that Goth look just like all of your little offspring.

If you want that extra glow you should marinate, I mean soak yourself for at least 10 minutes a day.

A good IPA or I2PA will add the fresh floral sent that most discriminating woodland creatures would die for.

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Anonymous said…
Squirrels prefer scotch. Ususally a 15 year old Laphroaig. My scottish people don't usually worry about their fur either, they wear Woodchuck kilts. They're a harder breed...
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