Why Squirrels don't make good street corner Beggers.

As you can see, they are just to honest about wanting another ale.

Please Sir, can I have some more?

Just one more and the Praire Dog at the end of the bar should look just about right.

No Mr. osssiffferrrr, I'ev onlyy hasaad oooneee piiinnnnnn"burb"t. Leet mmeee waddle the llline. ( Which is easy for a Squirrel since the line is wider than they are)

Ok, sometimes I just crack my furry little butt up...

Comments

Kelsgarden said…

hey

get to work

5:38 PM

Today was a good day..

I'm flying home today from Phoenix, AZ. First good thing: I was moved from my favorite seat in coach to a window seat in first class. Second thing: The guy sitting next to me did not want to talk and left me alone on the flight. Third thing: The flight was smooth and on time. Fourth thing: I'm walking out of the gate area at the airport when a TSA guy calls me over and ask me if I wanted an item, because if not he was going to throw it away. And you know it would be darn shame to throw out a nice bottle of...... Yes, that is correct, a nice 750ml bottle of Sauza Tres Generaciones 100% Puro De Agave Tequila. I'm now very...very ........tanked. Thank you TSA. I'm a 40% by volume Woodchuck.

snow...snow....snow

A free Herring or Walnut to who ever can guess my location.

People ask why.

Start of the trip...Here I am looking at the West end start of the Columbia River Gorge. Great River, trees, great places to eat, and sun, for a Woodchuck whats not to like? All of the pink are Cherry tress in bloom. The work is never done. The office is where the cell phone is. PS. No delay on take off and the AC blows cold and I always have a 1st class ticket.

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