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What do you get???

A grumpy old fart...Ya, I'm stumbled on what to get my dad.

Main ideals so far:

A smack upside the head...

coal...

manners...

and the list goes down hill from here.

Pass the I2PA and let the party begin.

Comments

WickedHamster said…
A nice cup of eggnog sprinkled festively with Demerol?
Woodchuck said…
For me, yes please.
Thank you so much.
Anonymous said…
A one way ticket?

A Dale Carnegie course http://www.dalecarnegie.com/
(I took one years ago, they ate quite good.)

DG
WickedHamster said…
Azores?
Me said…
OMGosh, you have one of those too?

Let's see....

Real ideas might include...

Ummm...

Well...
Gosh...

Dang!

That's it.

I've got nuthin.
Kelsgarden said…
a puzzle mat

I settled for a puzzle mat

it's a really classy one too
Kelsgarden said…
we can't send him to Azores WH . . . we already sent mom there . . . must keep everyone on seperate hemispheres

(are kids are going to talk about us like this one day, aren't they?)

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