Why in the #$%^&* world you have a cell phone?

And Not turn it on.!!!!!!

Just how the hell are people going to call you? This is my mother. She has a cell phone and tells everyone to call her, but never turns the damn thing on. I love my mother, however there are days when I would like to smack her up side the head. If I ever get that way my girls have permission to put me our of their misery.

Today I was suppose to call my mother to go to lunch after the little one's fencing tournament. I tried calling her for 45 minutes and then gave up and came home. My mother calls me 2 hours later to see what is up and is mad that I did not wait around. WTF....is she thinking.

This is why furry little woodland creatures move away from their parents...far away..

Rant over.

Here is a shot of my travel buddy from up North.. The Rogue Squirrel.

Comments

Anonymous said…

'course, what got me was when "little one" said "yeah, I knew that wasn't going to work out, she never turns her phone on"

out of he mouthes of babes . . .

6:32 PM

Anonymous said…

I hate to admit it, but damn I'm cute....

2:53 PM

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