So long...and thanks for all the fish..

I just love that line.....

Other great quotes:

"No matter where you go...there you are". (words to live by)

"It goes to 11". ( anything worth having does)

"It don't look like a killer Rabbit". ( they never do)

"What's the matter, you want to live forever"? (aaaa, ya)

"It's not easy being omnipotent" (but, I sure would like to try)

"They drew first blood, they drew first blood". (makes revenge that much better)

"Let's do the Time Warp..AGAINNNN". ( that one says it all)

"I'm a MAOG, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend". ( I have nothing to say to that one)

"If it never came in a comic book, then I've never read the classics". ( I just read it for the pictures)

Comments

Kelsgarden said…

wait, I know that last one . . .

1:12 AM

Anonymous said…

"Well, there's your problem right there!" You need exactly the right circumstances, but it can be brilliant.

"Some days, my aversion to manual labor is the only thing that prevents me from being a serial-killer." - Dilbert

8:17 AM

Bert said…

`Who rattled your cage?' (when someone speaks who shouldn't have)

`What's that got to do with the price of fish?' (when someone says something irrelevant)

`They're all within 6 degrees of seperation from "Woodchuck Does Dollywood"....' (always a handy one)

6:03 PM

Anonymous said…

Oh! And how could I have forgotten: "It's not supposed to do that."

7:52 AM

Kelsgarden said…

LMAO "Woodchuck Does Dollywood"

I posted a bit of Woodchuck's life in Dollywood for you Bert ;)

11:12 AM

Anonymous said…

Ahhhhh, you mean, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42?

Sorry, the so long and thanks for all the fish thing got me all started...

8:31 PM

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