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So, just what do you see when you are working?




So, the technicians ask me "what is that plug for"? "What is that big box for"?

Me, how the hell should I know...Do I look like I'm a trainer...Crap, that is what I'm supposed to do..

So, what do I tell everyone:

"The plug is for the lowside switching accessory package and the black box is part of the EVAP system, don't touch either of them".

Damn, I'm good.

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Anonymous said…
I am GENUINELY impressed! And I should tell you that I am a world-class master in obfuscating ignorance (remember, I pass myself of as a professor for a living). But do tell me... just what the hell am I looking at in those pix???
9:14 AM
Woodchuck said…
The underside of a Toyota FJ.

I will let you know as soon as I find out what the plug and black box are for.

baffle them with BS I always say...
6:46 PM
Anonymous said…
WC: "Don't touch either of them."

Tech: "Why? What'll happen?"

WC: "The wheels will fall off."
8:57 AM
Anonymous said…
You haven't exceeded your yearly budget of smoke and mirrors yet?

Wow, this furry woodland creature is good...
12:54 PM
Bert said…
You can say whatever the heck you want as long as it ends `BUT DON'T TOUCH EITHER OF THEM...' with slightly sinister undertones.

I just had a funny turn at Kel's.
6:18 PM
Anonymous said…
I thought you just stuck the key in and it made the car go vrooommm!

Sometimes I'm such an idiot.
9:24 PM
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